ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

(Source: jonathan, via letsmakeloaf)




peterpanera:

be the person your dog thinks you are

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urbanclictionary:

i really like this because it can either say “poop” or “boob” but we’ll never really know which one it really is. It’s up to us to decide

(Source: okpup, via ronanthekree)




thecoppercow:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

shadowsofwho:

original-southern-timelord:

judgmentalowl:

A REMINDER THAT DONNA IS THE BEST

Friendly reminder in one novel a character says ”flipping” a lot and The Doctor goes ”Yeah that’s the TARDIS’s swear filter”

Suddenly I like the word “flipping” very much.

imagine the 12th Doctor going: you flipping flip. get out of flipping TARDIS you flipping piece of flip. 

i would cry

*knock knock* “FLIP THE FLIP IN OR FLIP THE FLIP OFF!!!”

(Source: wearementallylinked, via ronanthekree)




icanteatwithallthesefeelings:

pop punk?

we call it soda punk over here

(Source: popularstraightedgeskramzblogger, via letsmakeloaf)




beesmygod:

mitsurugireiji:

skyrim, your words of wisdom never cease to amaze me

just like real life

(Source: theronshan, via jerryterry)




feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

image

(Source: vasuki, via ronanthekree)




dangerhamster:

marblefacade:

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he was amazing in Titanic

(via shychemist)




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